Ten Ways To Dress Like Kate Moss
Ten Ways to Look Thin Fast
1. A Line Dress(solid colored): Anything but a white A-line dress will ensure the remark ‘fabulous’ from everyone around, including black, blue, green, red, purple, yellow, gray, pink, you name it! Guaranteed! Now, like I’ve said in my earlier articles- wearing white is dangerous. Unless you’re Kate Moss thin, don’t try it.
2. Black shoes teamed with black opaque tights: Aha! The Audrey Hepburn style. A style that can be worn in offices year around, every season, and possibly forever it’s a plus to keep in your wardrobe. Perfect to wear when meeting your mother in law for the first time. Perfect for a second date. Wear it to the neighborhood birthday part! Wear it on an important date! Guys love black. Trust Me!
3. Shapewear (cuts 4.5 kilos): Ah. Shapewear. The Foundation Garment. We all know how important it is to look fit and toned. And contrary to popular perception, those Hollywood stars do NOT suck their stomachs in the whole time. Well it seems Sara Blakely and others have found the answer to our problems-shapewear. No. It’s actually for the young and beautiful! You don’t have to be a plus size to wear it! It’s for normal girls wanting to look extra sleek. If your boyfriend makes fun of you, check his closet, he’s probably wearing a Men’s Body Shaper}.
4. Wear a bra to lift your boobs: Boobs should never be saggy. You’ve all heard that saying that lifting the breasts can make one look even fatter. Wrong Wearing a bra that pushes up your chest will give your figure a more streamlined look. Don’t hesitate to look more voluptuous If I have to choose between voluptuous and saggy, I’d choose voluptuous any day. Your guy would to. Trust Me.
5. Fake tan: Who cares if it’s fake Who care’s if you didn’t get it baking under the sun, exposing yourself to potential skin cancer, and paying 800 bucks for a weekend in a Miami. A wonderful(if fake) tan will make you glow, make your clothes stand out and up the attraction points. Thank God for Tanning Beds!
6. V-neck sweater (no turtle/crew): So, if you don’t already know, turtle necks are not cool. No. The v-neck does wonders when you’re trying to hide a curvy figure and highlight your assets- the collarbone! I guarantee immediate compliments for ‘how thin you look today’!
7. Curvy, not boxy, jacket: You would think this would be obvious, box means NO SHAPE. So dahlings, don’t make the boxy mistake.
8. A controlling camisole: Ah. It’s easy to wear, makes you sleeker, and helps back pain. It’ll also ensure you sit straighter at work.
9. Skirts five centimeters above the knee: Ah. Contrary to popular perception, wearing a skirt at the knee doesn’t make you look skinnier, it makes you look frumpy. Frumpy, contrary to what most deluded women think, is not attractive.
10. Loose, skinny belt over a long, thin sweater: Thick belts are out, but a thin belt over a soft sweater can go a long way. When it’s cold you don’t want to lose your shape, just because you are wearing a sweater, so instead wear a thin belt at the waist to guarantee an actual figure.